(asdf)jkl;

So, asdf likes jkl;

VOLVO WILL RULE THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY!

At least, says this website:asdf.com
If you don’t like links, then here’s the full text:
“From: Clint Herron

I just thought your site was kickin’. If I could use a publishing company for something, I would go through you. You guys really are on track with your theories, and only few people such as you have actually touched the inner meaning of asdf, the true sanctum. One such example, “asdf” converted into morse code is .- … -.. ..-. If you take the .’s and convert them to 0’s and take the -’s and convert them to 1’s, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by Emperor Alexius I Komnenos, founded the monastery of Saint John the Theologian on Patmos. Only *4* years after the year 1090 AD… The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the Crusade on Jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). We take the letters, and convert them into one word. Alephvovdaledsamech — which converted phonetically sounds like “A lef volv da leads a mech”. We can then read these sounds into words, and we get “A left Volvo does leads a mech.” Going further, we get “A left Volvo does lead the mechanics”, or “A left Volvo does lead the mechanical industry”. We can then read into it, that a “left Volvo”, obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found out about this information before I could disclose it to you — for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to change this age-old Hebrew prophecy, and claim the automobile industry for themselves! You must rally the people! To the top of Mount Sinai! We shall stop them yet! ARMAGEDDON HAS BEGUN!!!!! “

Doesn’t pirate?

Hates software pirates?

THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?

Anything to write?

No.

Except this.

But this doesn’t count.

What is Batman saying?

What happened to the 4th wall?

I’m really bored, so I thought I’d write a little rant about my ‘fav’ game, Mario Kart. I’ll be mostly targeting the DS version though.

Items:

This is a red shell. This  is a regular, run-of-the-mill tortoise shell that has been painted red. When thrown, it can aim for and attack the person in front of you, where it will also create a mini explosion that can throw the opponent a few meters above the ground. Is this really possible? How the hell does a red tortoise shell actually home into something?

The green shell is the exact same… but it can’t automatically aim itself toward the player in front of you. In fact, you should try hitting yourself with it. Or eat it. You might blow up. Who knows?

What’s up with the blue shell? Did it sprout the wings and horns, or did someone glue them there? So if I painted it blue, would it sprout wings and fly? Then, would it hone onto someone and explode with a huge radius and knock out everything in the vicinity? Like OGM! Can’t Nintendo make it more realistic? At least put non-walking bombs… (But that’s what makes it Mario Kart)

Forgot your daily dose of caffeine? Don’t worry! Eating the red psychedelic mushrooms will give you a better boost than any speed boost drug ever known, that is unless it’s made of gold and wears a crown.

Well… This post was a work in progress for 3 months or so… Wow it took a long time to write… It isn’t really a rant anymore, but whatever!

I have an interesting video from the RHHS Music Banquet I’d like whoever reads this to watch…

It should give an insight as to the stupidity of 9ers.

It should be noted that he doesn’t take a drink until the last one.

Ok, so this site is mostly to mock Kirill. But not really…

Great, I’ve got nothing to say.

Shipments of Fail have arrived.

I hate fish.